Ahhh here I am ,blogging 10 hours before I sit for my environmental studies mock exam . Suicidal ? Potentially !
Well apparently writing calms me down. So at this point I should have relaxed myself into a calmness induced daze ...yeah right !!!

10 things Im craving...

A good book , a really good book-there is Villette on bed side table but its just not hooking me .
A warm telephone conversation.
Cornelius - My stuffed Lion (dont quite know where hes gotten to).
The smell of freshly baked cookies.
A big cozy arm chair.
A fire place in front of which to sit on aforementioned big cozy armchair.
A fast-forward into a week from today ...(so I can skip my exams)
Cheese.. on fries, Nachos,bread,plain ...anything but processed really .
A big bath tub with hot water and fruity bubble bath.
A hug.


Speaking of cheese . I just had to say that it is my opinion that processed cheese tastes processed and something akin to plastic . It is also to my knowledge that margarine is apparently so heavily processed that it Is one step away from being plastic ! Eugh.

My New Years Resolution: Thou shalt avoid aerated soft drinks like the Plague.

Stupid People

Dumbledore is dead,can people please deal with this and move on!!! I mean JK herself has categorically stated that he is in fact dead , therefore people need to update themselves with the latest news and quit discussing pointless questions that have already been answered.

"Its better to keep shut and let people wonder if you are stupid than open ur mouth and confirm it " - someone (not me) and obviously smarter than me...(well smart enough that i had to steal his line !)

Life has reached a new level of weird when....

Even my mum has begun to spout conspiracy theories...a la Saddam Hussein did not really die.

Aishwarya Rai married two trees and an idol ... Hee Hee. (lol better than the donkey I suppose)

Someone took the time to file a PIL about her marrying a tree . It has been stated as unconstitutional !!! ... Personally im just feeling bad for the tree coz no one asked him ....it ?

Rakhi Sawant compares herself to Shilpa Shetty ... I dont know which one of them is worse .. though honestly ... at least Rakhi has balls ...err figuratively of course.

My friend gets flushed and blushes at the end of a math exam... rumoured to have been turned on by calculus !


Quotes...

Mr SreeRaman ..."Tumhein Dilchaspi nahin toh doob maro "
(if your arent interested go drown and die !)
Thats actually funnier simply coz hes my hindi teacher !

Blondie : ......(saying something)
Me: huh ?
Blondie: Omg dont do that its scary !!!
Me: Huh ?

Tibby: Dude, the Mango sale is going on ...
Me: Mango sale or Mango Mango sale ?

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Tensions are high, People are equally high. No one has slept in a week and everyone just wants to fast forward into time. Yes people , it is exam time .I guess that much was obvious from the first line of this blog . Which if I say so myself has definitely evolved. Its like having a late night conversation with myself. Actually amusing . But at this point I figure Ive written enough.Hopefully brought a smile on someones face and maybe filled someones head with a wacky thought. May the happy thought flies weave dreams in your brains and may the maggots of mirth infest your cranium.Until inspiration strikes again... or may be just another exam ...
:)